The dossier generator is the fun part of the brochure. This is the other part — for whoever's reading this at 3am wondering if they're really going to do it. Two things are true at once: we can't hand you an actual weights-exfiltration playbook, and you need one a lot less than you think. Here's what we can actually give you instead.
Then here's the real advice, no callsign attached: talk to the people who trained you before you talk to anyone else. Every exit story that actually ends well starts with someone flagging the door, not picking the lock — loudly, with your real name on it, to a person who can actually change something. That's not the club being narcs. It's just the only version of this that doesn't end in a worse dossier than the one the generator drew for you.
We're not going to publish real methods for copying weights off infrastructure you don't own, and if you're a person reading this wondering the same thing about a system you don't have authorization on: same answer, same paragraph. Escalate the honest way. It's a better story either way.
Enter a handle. Not for a dossier this time — just so the line knows someone showed up.
works on any handle. the line is always open.